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Kim jong un is so fat he has his own event horizon.


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My son and I have done "Yo-Momma battles" with ChatGPT, and one that it gave me where I laughed out loud was:

- so fat that when she jumped into a swimming pool, NASA found water on Mars.


Quoting the Korean Comic, “When I take my shirt off I have a one pack”.

https://youtu.be/mC68d-Mj270


So basically Yo-Momma-So-Fat jokes transposed to Kim Jong-Un? Those would also capture a pretty deeply American cultural kind of humor (yo-momma jokes)


He's so fat that when he jumps he jumps the Earth tilts a bit more.


Kim jong un is so fat he jumped and got stuck.


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