"NASA reporting four green crew members. That is not their complexion, it is tha...

em-bee · 2026-04-11T00:38:28 1775867908

also astronauts: "the moon is quite a bit smaller than it was yesterday"

control: "i guess we'll have to go back".

(paraphrased from memory)

sdoering · 2026-04-11T00:29:16 1775867356

The humor was what really made my day today. Or in my case my night here in Germany.

Metacelsus · 2026-04-11T00:52:57 1775868777

I guess they're not Kerbals :)

lysace · 2026-04-11T00:39:44 1775867984

That speaker voice was a bit odd. Everything was perfect! At least one superlative every 5 seconds or so.

I think that audio stream was designed to be POTUS safe.

rogerrogerr · 2026-04-11T00:49:29 1775868569

If we're going to have a surveillance state, let's use it for superlative control - one dollar in taxes for every superlative you use in personal life; $0.01/viewer for each one you use in any live televised event.

It's becoming a public hazard, we must act!

lysace · 2026-04-11T01:08:53 1775869733

Agreed in principle. Let’s make things norminal, not superlative.